CRC has designed a new rating system for churches and ministries:
The CHURCHFACE Rating:
CHURCHFACE is the level of toxic western pagan Christianity in a ministry, or any other human being. The parallel is what Jesus taught about the man-made rules of the Pharisees, where no basis in fact or Torah is present to the Torah or what is clearly taught. Politically correct? Not.
Who Can Appear in the CRC Churchface Rating?
Any human being can appear on CRC Churchface, whether politicians like our golfer in chief Obama, pastors like Keith Moore, Imam’s (many) skid row bums or a Secretary of the State such as John Kerry. The reason here because all of us will stand before Yeshua either the White Throne or the Bema seat.
Doesn’t matter whether you are atheist, Muslim, Baptist or Catholic. Keep in mind Yeshua has no use for attorney slickery when you face the Throne, He’s there to do business.
How does Churchface Rate?
Lukewarm puke factor: CRC Churchface rates on the upside down bell curve, because if the rating standard is the Bell curve, it means those in the middle are middle of the road, most likely lukewarm. Yeshua says in the Book of Revelation that He would rather you be hot or cold; if you are lukewarm (middle of the road) you make him puke.
Very few are rated in the range between 7 to 3, because of the upside down bell curve puke factor.
The TRIPWIRE is Yeshua’s razor wire fence. No one sits on Yeshuas’s razor wire fence for long, either you’re on one side or the other. While we don’t pretend to know or judge who goes up to paradise or down to sulfur stew, we do judge fruit. Yahweh has clearly set in stone (as in the Torah Ten Commandments) certain Apriori standards. Attempt to redefine them if you try, you still arrive at the White Throne Judgement. Other than going to hell, it’s all good.
If you hit the Tripwire it’s time to take a step back and like the 12 steppers say, do a personal inventory, listen to your conscience and heart, so you don’t spend eternity in hell.
If you subscribe to lies (Muslim / Islamic Taqiya) you have hit the trip wire… or wife beating, or sending your children to their death to clear minefields you f**king coward! piece of s**t liar!, you hit the tripwire and have both feet on a banana peel. Think of this if you buy into Taqiya, if your god allah says to you it’s ok to lie…why wouldn’t he lie to you???????? You’re on a slippery slope headed for thin ice. Use your head, all it takes it elementary reason.
CHURCHFACE also includes the level of toxicity to the pagan celebrations brought into the ministry from the early church founders who decided to bring in to our faith such horrific practices from ancient Babylon such as Ishtar (E_ster) and Winter Equinox (Chr_stmas) and that our Jewish brothers and sisters [wrongfully] deserved nothing but the harshest hatred and treatment. Remember this you self righteous hypocrite…we all need an atonement.
CHURCHFACE RATING 1 to 10:
A LOW (POSITIVE) CHURCHFACE RATING WOULD BE ZERO TO 5
- HONORS THE TORAH, honors the Seventh Day Sabbath (pagan day Saturday), the feasts on the Holy days described in the Torah, primarily the Passover, Shavuot, Feast of Tabernacles and the Dedication (Chanukah) since Yeshua honored the dedication.
- HONORS MOSES as a PROPHET, honor the Jewish people and nation of Israel, no their not perfect and neither are you.
- A ZERO TO LOW FACTOR OF MAN MADE INVENTIONS SUCH AS THE HERESY OF “ALCOHOL FREE” in Revival Ministries Rodney Howard Browne.
- If your ministry puts the fatherless, fathers alienated from children and mothers alienated from children as a high priority beyond lip service… ie “be warm and filled” won’t cut it. Don’t send the single mothers out the door with a bag of groceries without asking “WHERE’S DAD???” or you’ve hit the trip wire.
- HONOR THE SEVENTH DAY SABBATH, anything less is worshiping on the high places and mixture like Solomon did. Yahweh didn’t like it then and He doesn’t change
- HONORS THE BIBLICAL FEASTS AND CALENDAR DESCRIBED IN THE TORAH INCLUDING YESHUA AS OUR COMPLETE ATONEMENT SACRIFICE.
- A low emphasis on financial provision; your passion is the Word of Yahweh, His Torah, not your wallet.
- You hate Jews and Israel, you have hit the TRIPWIRE.
There is no middle ground of the TRIPWIRE. You are one side or the other. Choose this day whom you will serve.
A HIGH CHURCHFACE RATING WOULD BE 6 TO 10
A high CHURCHFACE rating, may sound like a great thing initially, but it’s like a likelihood of a medical test where you may have AIDS or CANCER, if you’re in this category we’re not saying you’re going to hell, that’s above our paygrade, but we do judge fruit. If you fall in this category you may have one foot in hell and the other on a banana peel., it could be one or more of the following:
6. MAN MADE RULES SUCH AS NO ALCOHOL, pagan worship church on Sunday, Fish on Friday, pray to the Pope, nonsense and cow dung. You give $ to get.
7. PRO ABORTION or SAME SEX MARRIAGE you have hit the tripwire, go read Romans 1 and the book of Genesis. This is no joke, read it or end up like toast in Sodom and Gomorrah.
8. Insists on a Sunday Sabbath, christmas and easter. Simply put, unscriptural bullcrap, man made Anti Semitism.
9. Teaches people to violate the Torah with heresies that “The Law has been done away with”. If this fallacy were true we have full tilt anarchy, do the math.
10. Honors the pagan feasts of Easter and Christmas, these foul days originate out of Babylon’s child sacrifice and sex orgy’s. Yahweh says in the book of Amos He hates the songs. Where do you think the christmas balls come from? Let me answer… they are a symbol of Babylonian testicles. Easter was a day of child sacrifice where the babies were sacrificed to their burning fire god Molech or some other abomination, much like Planned Parenthood or Barak Obama’s rabid support for infanticide.
11. Profanes the Sabbaths and Biblical Feasts Yahweh directly gave Moses in the Torah.
12. Profanes the signs of the Times and Seasons Yahweh has given to us in the heavens – i.e. you’re blind as a bat spiritually speaking.
13. Profanes the needs of the fatherless and their parents. If you aren’t actively working to restore children to fathers and mothers, fathers and mothers to children, your CHURCHFACE rating will hit the tripwire. BTW…if your superstitious it’s no accident this one is number 13.
14. Anti-Semitic, Jew haters, you buy into the Muslim propaganda about Israel “occupying” the west bank and Gaza…or boycott Israel’s goods and services.
15. If you support Barack Hussein Obama or Islam BOOM you hit the CHURCHFACE tripwire.
PERSONALLY…we believe the CHURCHFACE rating is long overdue.